mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

vanillish:

tell me i’m your national anthemimage

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

paulpak:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t

(Source: panura)

do-raymi:

Do you ever wonder if you’re a good kisser?

eyeballfarts:

compliment a girl on something other than her looks

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday