thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: duns-f0r-hands, via gnarly)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via look-what-wehavebecome)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via fuckedupknowledge)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via fuckedupknowledge)

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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(via gnarly)

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via perks-of-being-chinese)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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